@notwillferrell – iPhone > Android > Land line > Typewriter > 2 cans with a string > Message in a bottle > Pigeon with a note taped to it > Blackberry

@derrick – #IReallyMiss when MTV was actually about Music and not about pregnant 16 year old girls.

@lucytobin – Check where CNN has put London on the map.. (Via @yaellevey) http://yfrog.com/kkfugmrj

@omgfacts – TRY THIS: Press the '!' button at the Yahoo! Homepage. It will sing 'Yaahooooo, ooooh!'

@dustincurtis – Dear Google, I successfully received the 5 notifications, 18 emails, and 6 popups about your changed privacy policy. Please send more.

@thecoolhunter – If someday we all go to prison for downloading music, I just hope they split us by the music genre.

@charliebrooker – If Apple donated 1p from every App Store transaction to charity, how many lives could it save in a year?

@andyzax – I just watched a guy walk into Starbucks and say to his girlfriend: "I told you they'd be playing Adele."